riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

image

this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

hairandbrokenglasses:

itsvondell:

ominous

where are the snickers taking my friends

hairandbrokenglasses:

itsvondell:

ominous

where are the snickers taking my friends

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

997:

why did i wake up

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

oomshi:

canada is too wild

oomshi:

canada is too wild