starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

burberrybushbaby:

how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive

  • me: *on my phone*
  • grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
  • me: *puts phone down*
  • me: why did you ruin the economy?
  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep
  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

tropic-fiji:

U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCE OR PRINCESS AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM